I wish people would write ‘natch’ at the end of their sentences more… NATCH. (I don’t actually know what it means, I hope it is like Not)
You pretty much lost me at the conjoined twin hitmen, one of whom is straight and the other a cross dressing gay man.
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| — | From the Amazon review of that book |
Super super super amazing name for the main character of a book I just saw on Amazon: Dr. Gideon Box
I literally cannot stop laughing.
Some fireworks were just going off in my neighbourhood, and someone had this frigging tiny hot air balloon they lit up, and it just floated away, on fire, for a LONG distance, I lost sight of it, but it was still burning. That cannot be safe, wtf! Anyway all these weird people were watching and like 10 of them went “IT’S LIKE A UFO”… “HAHA HEY MARGE LOOK DOESN’T IT LOOK LIKE A UFO ” … “HEY UFO ALERT” etc, they all had weird fucking bar voices too, like just 50 year old people who spend all their time at the bar, those voices,and I know this cause they kept talking about how they saw one just after leaving the bar and it blew their minds. And then also one of them said “and I’m actually sober right now” somehow in the conversation, and it’s like buddy, it’s cool that you’re sober at 9:30 on a Sunday night, but if that is so unusual that you have to point it out, in an astonished voice, you need to make some life decisions. Anyway if anyone knows if these flying balloons filled with fire are a common thing, I’d appreciate it, cause they seem really nutso.
INDULGE YOURSELF! lord
Speaking of television, you probably already know this, but a $2,000 HDMI cable is exactly as good as a $6 HDMI cable. The audio and video signals it carries are digital and you don’t need complicated shielding or special wire unless you have to thread your cable through a microwave oven on its way from your DVR to your television.
All of this is beside the point that a cable won’t make a shitty movie better.
Haha Bonerstan, hilarious. Is that even a real place?
I don’t know who Vera Bradley is, but her purses have killed more boners than “Forever Lazy.” This lady is flying unmanned drones into Bonerstan and laying waste. I’m not saying that regular purses chub me out, but let’s face it, if someone is carrying one of these, they’ve either got pictures of their grandchildren inside or it’s stuffed full of Activia.
Still not getting the hang of this. Sometimes Tumblr makes me feel a bit like a bumblr.
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I just saw a blog post about a cat with cool eyes at some store in NYC, it ends with “does anyone know his or her name?” People are trying to make friends with cats through the internet now. This blogger probably thought “god, I wish there was a Missed Connections just for cats in photos my friends sent me”. Even this CAT doesn’t know what his/her name is, why does THIS PERSON care. This blog needs shutting down, it’s not right.
Hey I have been on Tumblr like 2 or 3 months and I still have no clue how to add a comment when I fave something, and I am pretty sure someone already explained it to me. Also I keep forgetting my birthday and peoples’s names. Sometimes I wake up and I am not sure if I’m awake or asleep for like 5 minutes. Maybe it’s not all Tumblr’s fault
